So the halftime show is over and the kids are asleep. I can finally reflect on the numerous comments my kids made and conversations my wife and I had to have with them (age 10, 7, and 5) during this first half of football.
“I recognize her. She’s from the Weight Watchers commercials! She said I love bread, cheese, and chocolate!”
“Why is that girl making those loud noises when she kisses that guy?”
“Why did that kid get a black eye?”
Me: “He kissed someone else’s girl.”
“That wasn’t nice.”
“How come that player hit that umpire?”
“Why doesn’t she (Beyonce) have more clothes on? It’s the winter!”
“Why is Beyonce doing that with her hair?”
“We get it, you can shake your booty.”
“I don’t want to see all the look-a-likes dancing with you”
“Do you see Shannon Sharpe’s eyes aren’t in the middle of his head like other people?”
“This game would be more fun if it was the Patriots”
Me: Yup (frowning)
Me: Do you want me to tell you who wins?”
“Nah. I don’t really care. But tell me if there’s more M&M commercials that we haven’t seen!”
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